Answer: The Stairs
"You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs. Oh I'll find those stairs, I'll whip their butt too, that's right! Those stairs won't know which way they're going. I'm going to take drastic steps, kick them to the kerb, don't mess with me, I'm the stairmaster! I've mastered the stairs! I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'll step all over it!"